A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger says:

"Ik am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans."
He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says: “I am the wife of the former president of the

United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president

of the United States in the future.“ 
She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane. 

The third passenger, George W. Bush, says:

“I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world.

Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can‘t shun the

responsibility to my people by dying.“

He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy:
"I am old.  I have lived my life as a good person and a priest should and so I shall

leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you."

To this the little boy says:
“Don‘t fret old man…..
There is a parachute for each of us!
The smartest president of America took my schoolbag....."

The moral of this story….

It's Georg Bush!!!